<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Comedy Page]]></title><description><![CDATA[Featuring top comedy and funny videos highlighting the best comedians, humor, imrov, and good old jokes and other funny content!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MZv6!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1f1375c3-6828-4e49-a712-dd49da92a031_1024x1024.png</url><title>The Comedy Page</title><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 17:16:51 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[The Comedy Page Newsletter]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[thecomedypage@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[thecomedypage@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[thecomedypage@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[thecomedypage@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[🔥 “This Is NEVER Going on Netflix!” — Matt Rife Drops the Jokes Too Hot for TV]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jokes TOO HOT for Netflix!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/this-is-never-going-on-netflix-matt</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/this-is-never-going-on-netflix-matt</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2025 16:00:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/JvN0sh39UMw" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Rife&#8217;s known for his <strong>fearless crowd work</strong>, but in this clip?<br>Things take a <strong>dark turn</strong>&#8212;and it&#8217;s <em>hilarious</em>.</p><p>During a regular night on the <em>Stay Golden Tour</em>, Matt engages a fan who starts sharing <strong>some seriously wild stuff</strong>&#8212;we&#8217;re talking "no way Netflix is touching this" energy.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>Matt pauses, looks around, and says:</p><blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;This is NEVER going on Netflix.&#8221;</strong> &#128563;&#128128;</p></blockquote><p>The crowd?<br><strong>Screaming.</strong><br>The moment?<br><strong>Instant classic.</strong><br>The material?<br><strong>Untamed, unfiltered, and 100% Matt.</strong></p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the uncensored crowd work moment here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-JvN0sh39UMw" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;JvN0sh39UMw&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/JvN0sh39UMw?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>If you&#8217;ve ever wondered what jokes get <strong>left on the Netflix cutting room floor</strong>, this is your backstage pass.<br>Matt Rife <em>unplugged</em>.<br>No filter. No rules. Just raw, ridiculous comedy.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! 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This place isn't just haunted&#8212;it's <em>infamous</em> for its dark energy and ghostly encounters.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><blockquote><p>&#8220;The air is thick with tension as the team and comedian Matt Rife confront the dark energy that lurks around every corner of the abandoned building.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Matt, a self-confessed paranormal enthusiast, brings his humor and curiosity to the investigation. But when the team picks up <strong>voices eerily resembling malevolent entities</strong>, things take a chilling turn.</p><p>One spirit even seems to be <strong>jealous</strong> of Matt's presence. Talk about making an impression!</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the exclusive clip here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-LXYZRUsToSo" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;LXYZRUsToSo&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/LXYZRUsToSo?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Don't miss Matt Rife's ghost-hunting debut on <em>Ghost Adventures</em>&#8212;it's a hauntingly hilarious experience you won't forget.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! 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COLD. 🥶😂]]></title><description><![CDATA[Have Dating Anxiety?]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/i-have-anxiety-for-dating-matt-rifes</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/i-have-anxiety-for-dating-matt-rifes</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 22:00:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/pjZKCKYGuiA" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Rife just dropped another <strong>crowd work gem</strong>, and this one&#8217;s <strong>awkward, hilarious, and savage</strong> all at once.</p><p>During a show on his <em>Stay Golden Tour</em>, Matt asks the audience:</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><blockquote><p>&#8220;Clap if you have anxiety.&#8221;<br>&#128079;&#128079;&#128079; (<em>whole room claps, obviously</em>)</p></blockquote><p>Then he singles out a woman and asks,</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;You have anxiety?&#8221;<br>She replies:<br><strong>&#8220;Yeah, for dating.&#8221;</strong><br>Matt follows up:<br>&#8220;Who do you date?&#8221;<br>And she goes:<br><strong>&#8220;You, Matt Rife.&#8221;</strong> &#128563;</p></blockquote><p>The crowd freezes. The moment builds.<br>And then Matt drops the hammer:</p><blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;Me? NOPE!&#8221;</strong> &#128128;&#128128;&#128128;</p></blockquote><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the full clip and feel the secondhand rejection:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-pjZKCKYGuiA" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;pjZKCKYGuiA&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/pjZKCKYGuiA?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p><strong>Perfect timing. Brutal honesty. Crowd losing it.</strong><br>This is why Matt Rife is unstoppable right now.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! 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I&#8217;m not Elon!&#8221;</strong> &#128557;</p></blockquote><p>Cue: <strong>roaring laughter</strong>, a thousand cell phones recording, and one more viral clip added to Matt&#8217;s legacy of chaotic crowd work perfection.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the salute heard 'round the room here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-ms5eLMnZwxg" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;ms5eLMnZwxg&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ms5eLMnZwxg?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Currently tearing through the <strong>Southwest and West Coast</strong>, Matt Rife continues to deliver unforgettable moments <strong>every single night.</strong><br>You never know what&#8217;s coming next&#8230;<br>But chances are, the internet&#8217;s going to talk about it.</p><p><strong>Stay tuned. Stay golden. And definitely don&#8217;t miss the next show.</strong></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🎤 “I Heard a Black Person Laugh!” — What Happens Next? Matt Rife Can’t Handle It 😂]]></title><description><![CDATA[In the middle of his set, Matt Rife suddenly stops&#8212;]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/i-heard-a-black-person-laugh-what</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/i-heard-a-black-person-laugh-what</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2025 22:30:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/MfwiYQ47qfw" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the middle of his set, <strong>Matt Rife</strong> suddenly stops&#8212;</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Wait&#8230; I heard a Black person laugh.&#8221; &#128563;&#128064;</p></blockquote><p>What follows?<br><strong>One of the funniest, most off-the-cuff exchanges of the entire Stay Golden Tour.</strong></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>He sets out to find the mysterious laugh&#8212;and when he does, the <strong>crowd work takes off.</strong><br>&#128293; Matt calls him <strong>Royal</strong> (wrong).<br>&#128293; Then <strong>Royce</strong> (still wrong).<br>&#128293; Then <strong>Roger&#8230; Rodney&#8230;</strong><br>By the time he finally gets the name right, the audience is absolutely losing it.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the full hilarious exchange here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-MfwiYQ47qfw" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;MfwiYQ47qfw&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/MfwiYQ47qfw?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>This is <strong>exactly</strong> why Matt Rife owns the crown for <em>best crowd work in the game.</em><br>No script. No plan. Just instincts, quick wit, and a LOT of laughter.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! 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Laughing.<br>Matt? Thriving.<br>And us? Rewatching it on a loop.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch Matt Rife's German roast session here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-PcLV6tzq_3I" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;PcLV6tzq_3I&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/PcLV6tzq_3I?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>It&#8217;s proof (again) why he&#8217;s the <strong>#1 crowd work comic in the world</strong> right now&#8212;fearless, fast, and impossible not to laugh at.</p><p>Every country he visits, another unforgettable moment is born. &#127757;&#9992;&#65039;</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[😳 Matt Rife Hears That Voice—And Instantly Loses It]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ever hear a banshee's scream lol?]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-hears-that-voiceand-instantly</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-hears-that-voiceand-instantly</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2025 20:00:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/_b3dC-PtbM4" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You never know what you're going to get during <strong>Matt Rife's crowd work</strong>...<br>But <em>this</em> interaction?<br><strong>Absolutely unhinged.</strong> &#128514;</p><p>Mid-show, Matt starts chatting with a woman in the audience&#8212;and then <strong>she speaks.</strong><br>The moment the sound hits the mic, Matt freezes.</p><blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;THAT VOICE!&#8221;</strong><br>he yells, instantly launching into a full-on roast session that had the entire room crying with laughter.</p></blockquote><p>Her voice?<br>&#128293; Imagine a gravel truck shifting gears mid-sentence.<br>&#128293; Imagine a possessed cartoon character trying to flirt.<br>&#128293; Imagine&#8230; you just have to hear it yourself.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the full clip here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-_b3dC-PtbM4" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;_b3dC-PtbM4&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/_b3dC-PtbM4?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-hears-that-voiceand-instantly?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-hears-that-voiceand-instantly?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-hears-that-voiceand-instantly/comments&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Leave a comment&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-hears-that-voiceand-instantly/comments"><span>Leave a comment</span></a></p><div class="install-substack-app-embed install-substack-app-embed-web" data-component-name="InstallSubstackAppToDOM"><img class="install-substack-app-embed-img" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MZv6!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1f1375c3-6828-4e49-a712-dd49da92a031_1024x1024.png"><div class="install-substack-app-embed-text"><div class="install-substack-app-header">Get more from The Comedy Page in the Substack app</div><div class="install-substack-app-text">Available for iOS and Android</div></div><a href="https://substack.com/app/app-store-redirect?utm_campaign=app-marketing&amp;utm_content=author-post-insert&amp;utm_source=thecomedypage" target="_blank" class="install-substack-app-embed-link"><button class="install-substack-app-embed-btn button primary">Get the app</button></a></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🔥 Matt Rife Meets the Alabama Outlaws—And the Crowd Loses It]]></title><description><![CDATA[Matt Rife & The Alabama Outlaws]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-meets-the-alabama-outlawsand</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-meets-the-alabama-outlawsand</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 23:00:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/AMXw2oz35G4" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Rife&#8217;s <em>Stay Golden Tour</em> rolled into <strong>Alabama</strong>, and what happened next?<br><strong>Pure comedy magic.</strong></p><p>While doing his signature crowd work, Matt stumbles across a group in the audience who proudly identify themselves as&#8230;<br>&#128073; <strong>The Alabama Outlaws.</strong></p><p>No script. No setup. Just Matt&#8217;s quick wit colliding with Southern charm&#8212;and the entire room <strong>lit up</strong>.<br>Cheering.<br>Laughing.<br>Shouting.<br>It turned into <strong>one of the most unforgettable moments</strong> of the tour so far.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the full Alabama Outlaws moment here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-AMXw2oz35G4" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;AMXw2oz35G4&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/AMXw2oz35G4?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>This is the kind of interaction that makes <strong>every Matt Rife show one of a kind.</strong><br>One second you're laughing&#8230;<br>The next, you&#8217;re part of a viral moment.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[😂 Someone Threw THIS at Matt Rife… and His Roast Was Instant.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Matt Rife's Quick Witt!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/someone-threw-this-at-matt-rife-and</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/someone-threw-this-at-matt-rife-and</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2025 00:14:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/T9Q8DNTum08" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Rife&#8217;s fans have thrown a <strong>lot</strong> of things at him lately&#8212;<br>&#129655; A fake boob.<br>&#128089; A bra.<br>And now?<br><strong>An Under Armour shirt.</strong></p><p>That&#8217;s right. A <em>full-on performance tee</em> flew through the air mid-show.<br>Matt catches it, looks at the logo, and without missing a beat goes:</p><blockquote><p><strong>"I can&#8217;t wait to wear this&#8230; in 2007."</strong> &#128128;&#128128;&#128128;</p></blockquote><p>The timing?<br>&#128293; Flawless.<br>The crowd?<br><strong>Dying.</strong><br>And the roast?<br><strong>Brutal.</strong></p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the full moment here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-T9Q8DNTum08" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;T9Q8DNTum08&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/T9Q8DNTum08?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Fans are bringing the chaos, and Matt&#8217;s still undefeated on the mic.<br>What&#8217;s next&#8212;Crocs? A fanny pack? A full tracksuit?</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/someone-threw-this-at-matt-rife-and?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/someone-threw-this-at-matt-rife-and?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><div class="install-substack-app-embed install-substack-app-embed-web" data-component-name="InstallSubstackAppToDOM"><img class="install-substack-app-embed-img" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MZv6!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1f1375c3-6828-4e49-a712-dd49da92a031_1024x1024.png"><div class="install-substack-app-embed-text"><div class="install-substack-app-header">Get more from The Comedy Page in the Substack app</div><div class="install-substack-app-text">Available for iOS and Android</div></div><a href="https://substack.com/app/app-store-redirect?utm_campaign=app-marketing&amp;utm_content=author-post-insert&amp;utm_source=thecomedypage" target="_blank" class="install-substack-app-embed-link"><button class="install-substack-app-embed-btn button primary">Get the app</button></a></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[😳 She Tried to Set Matt Rife...And Instead He Steals Her Phone!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Never Give Matt Rife Your Phone!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/she-tried-to-set-matt-rife-up-with</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/she-tried-to-set-matt-rife-up-with</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 00:00:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/8mVPPAxPxXg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Rife just wrapped his <em>Stay Golden</em> stop in Pittsburgh, but his next show in Minnesota?<br><br><strong>Things got wild&#8212;FAST.</strong></p><p>While doing crowd work, a bold mom in the audience tries to <strong>set Matt up with her daughter.<br></strong><br>Matt? He doesn&#8217;t miss a beat.<br>&#128241; He grabs her phone.<br>&#128222; He calls the daughter.<br>&#128561; The crowd goes NUTS.</p><p><strong>What happens next&#8230; you just have to see for yourself.</strong></p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the madness below!</strong></p><div id="youtube2-GryX6BOejPw" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;GryX6BOejPw&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/GryX6BOejPw?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>This is the kind of unfiltered, totally unpredictable chaos that makes Matt Rife one of the best in the game right now.</p><p><strong>Would you survive being called out by Matt on stage? Or would you be handing over your phone too?</strong> &#128517;</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading The Comedy Page! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🚨 A Fake Boob. A Baby. And a Comedian in Total Shock — You Won’t Believe What’s Happening on Matt Rife’s Tour! 🚨]]></title><description><![CDATA[Matt Rife Stay Golden Tour - Texas Was Hot!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/a-fake-boob-a-baby-and-a-comedian</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/a-fake-boob-a-baby-and-a-comedian</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 20:00:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/UhJXzHHidgY" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>What would YOU do</strong> if someone threw their fake boob at you on stage?<br>Now imagine being Matt Rife, mid-joke, when an audience member pulls hers out&#8230; and launches it across the room like it&#8217;s a souvenir football.</p><p><strong>That actually happened.</strong> And it&#8217;s just the beginning.</p><p>The <em>Stay Golden Tour</em> has barely started and Matt&#8217;s already collecting viral moments like Pok&#233;mon cards:<br>&#9989; Fake boobs flying<br>&#9989; Crowd chanting like it&#8217;s WrestleMania<br>&#9989; Another surprise baby in the crowd<br>&#9989; And Matt&#8230; trying to survive it all with a mic in hand</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the full madness unfold in real time:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-UhJXzHHidgY" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;UhJXzHHidgY&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/UhJXzHHidgY?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><div><hr></div><h2>&#127868; <strong>HOUSTON: BABY IN THE CROWD?! AGAIN?!</strong></h2><p>Remember last year when Matt went viral for holding a newborn during a show? Well... it just happened <strong>again.</strong></p><p>Matt walks into his Houston show thinking it&#8217;s just another stop, and instead&#8212;<strong>boom!</strong>&#8212;there&#8217;s another <strong>tiny human in the audience.</strong> The crowd goes wild. The flashbacks hit. And Matt see&#8217;s the tiny human has a shirt on saying &#8220;hold me Matt Rife&#8221; as the crowd goes wild!</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the full madness unfold in real time:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-x5iROmCifX0" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;x5iROmCifX0&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/x5iROmCifX0?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><div><hr></div><h2>&#128293; <strong>Matt Rife Crowd Work: Best Of 2024 Playlist</strong></h2><p>Still catching up? Want to see why Matt Rife is <strong>the king of crowd work</strong>?</p><p>We put together the most <strong>outrageous</strong>, <strong>unexpected</strong>, and <strong>laugh-out-loud</strong> moments from 2024 in one must-watch playlist. It&#8217;s wild. It&#8217;s weird. It&#8217;s Matt Rife.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch the full 2024 Shorts Playlist:</strong><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1iTH1YR16-MmDXoRFYIsbV5QI-cr7z5">https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1iTH1YR16-MmDXoRFYIsbV5QI-cr7z5</a></p><div><hr></div><h2>&#127903;&#65039; <strong>The Stay Golden Tour Is Just Getting Started!</strong></h2><p>Here are the next stops where you might witness something unforgettable (or totally inappropriate):</p><p>&#128197; <strong>March 8</strong> &#8211; Madison Square Garden, NYC<br>&#128197; <strong>March 10</strong> &#8211; The Anthem, Washington, DC<br>&#128197; <strong>March 14</strong> &#8211; The Ryman Auditorium, Nashville, TN<br>&#128197; <strong>March 18</strong> &#8211; Fox Theatre, Detroit, MI<br>&#128197; <strong>March 22</strong> &#8211; Chicago Theatre, Chicago, IL<br>&#128197; <strong>March 28</strong> &#8211; Bellco Theatre, Denver, CO<br>&#128197; <strong>April 2</strong> &#8211; Arizona Financial Theatre, Phoenix, AZ<br>&#128197; <strong>April 6</strong> &#8211; The Masonic, San Francisco, CA<br>&#128197; <strong>April 10</strong> &#8211; YouTube Theater, Inglewood, CA<br>&#128197; <strong>April 15</strong> &#8211; Paramount Theatre, Seattle, WA</p><p>&#127903;&#65039; <em>Tickets going fast. Be there or risk missing the next viral moment.</em></p><div><hr></div><h2>&#128640; Don&#8217;t Forget:</h2><p>&#128204; <strong>Subscribe</strong> to the YouTube channel<br>&#128077; <strong>Smash that Like</strong> on your favorite video<br>&#128172; <strong>Drop a comment</strong> and let us know which city will top Dallas or Houston</p><p>You never know what&#8217;s going to happen next on this tour&#8230; and that&#8217;s why we&#8217;re all watching.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🎤 Matt Rife's Hilarious Flashback: The Christmas Surprise He Never Expected! 🎄]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey there, comedy enthusiasts!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-s-hilarious-flashback-the-christmas-surprise-he-never-expected</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/matt-rife-s-hilarious-flashback-the-christmas-surprise-he-never-expected</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/7VkBva6ioTY" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey there, comedy enthusiasts! Ready for a trip down memory lane with one of comedy's brightest stars? Let's dive into a side-splitting story from Matt Rife's early days that showcases his comedic genius long before he became a household name.</p><p>&#128514;<strong> The Unexpected Christmas Discovery</strong></p><p>Imagine being 12 years old, sneaking into your parents' room before Christmas, hoping to catch a glimpse of your presents. Now, picture young Matt Rife doing just that, only to stumble upon a box... not filled with toys, but with adult videos! &#128563; Curious about how this awkward discovery unfolded? Trust us; you won't want to miss this tale!</p><p><strong>Watch Matt Rife recount this unforgettable Christmas surprise:</strong></p><p>&#128073;  <em><strong><a href="https://youtu.be/JLp8UrFhSlA?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=matt-rife-s-hilarious-flashback-the-christmas-surprise-he-never-expected&amp;_bhlid=9c97586d796e3cd632a44747735d077e5a5a5fa5">I was 12 &amp; looking for presents!&#128563; MATT RIFE</a></strong></em></p><p>&#127775;<strong> Who Is Matt Rife?</strong></p><p>For those new to the Matt Rife phenomenon, here's a quick rundown:</p><ul><li><p><strong>Hometown Hero:</strong> Born on September 10, 1995, in Columbus, Ohio, Matt began his comedy journey at the tender age of 15. His Midwestern roots and relatable humor quickly endeared him to audiences nationwide.</p></li><li><p><strong>Rise to Fame:</strong> Matt gained significant attention as the youngest cast member on MTV's "Wild 'N Out." However, it was his self-produced comedy specials, like "Only Fans" (2021) and "Matthew Steven Rife" (2023), that showcased his unique comedic style.</p></li><li><p><strong>Viral Sensation:</strong> In 2023, Matt's career skyrocketed, thanks in part to his engaging TikTok content and the release of his Netflix special, "Natural Selection." His relatable anecdotes and quick wit resonated with millions, solidifying his place in the comedy world.</p></li></ul><p>&#128197;<strong> Upcoming Comedy Shows Across the U.S.</strong></p><p>Looking to catch some live comedy? Here are ten upcoming shows that promise a night full of laughter:</p><ol><li><p><strong>Kevin Hart</strong><br><em>Date:</em> April 12, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 7:30 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "Acting My Age Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> Frost Bank Center, San Antonio, TX<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>Matt Rife</strong><br><em>Date:</em> May 18, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 8:00 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "Stay Golden Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, NY<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>Dave Chappelle</strong><br><em>Date:</em> June 5, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 9:00 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "Unforgiven Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> Radio City Music Hall, New York, NY<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>Ali Wong</strong><br><em>Date:</em> July 10, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 7:00 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "Milk &amp; Money Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> The Masonic, San Francisco, CA<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>John Mulaney</strong><br><em>Date:</em> August 15, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 8:00 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "From Scratch Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> United Center, Chicago, IL<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>Hannah Gadsby</strong><br><em>Date:</em> September 20, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 7:30 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "Body of Work Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> Sydney Opera House, Sydney, Australia<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>Jim Gaffigan</strong><br><em>Date:</em> October 5, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 6:00 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "The Fun Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> The Forum, Los Angeles, CA<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>Trevor Noah</strong><br><em>Date:</em> November 12, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 8:30 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "Back to Abnormal Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> The O2 Arena, London, UK<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>Michelle Wolf</strong><br><em>Date:</em> December 3, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 9:00 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "It's Great to Be Here Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> Beacon Theatre, New York, NY<br>Find Tickets</p></li><li><p><strong>Bill Burr</strong><br><em>Date:</em> December 20, 2025<br><em>Time:</em> 8:00 PM<br><em>Show:</em> "Slight Return Tour"<br><em>Location:</em> TD Garden, Boston, MA<br>Find Tickets</p></li></ol><p><em><strong>*Please note: Dates and times are subject to change. Always check the official venue websites for the most up-to</strong></em></p><p><strong>Here is a bonus short of Matt Rife getting rushed on stage, but dont worry! No Rife&#8217;s were harmed while making this crowd work video lol!</strong></p><div id="youtube2-7VkBva6ioTY" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;7VkBva6ioTY&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/7VkBva6ioTY?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🎤 Meet Adam Ray: The Comedy Chameleon Taking Over! 🎤]]></title><description><![CDATA[Rising Star Comedian Adam Ray]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/meet-adam-ray-the-comedy-chameleon-taking-over</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/meet-adam-ray-the-comedy-chameleon-taking-over</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/fe083dc4-86ce-43d1-98a6-44205d5a171b_500x500.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you don&#8217;t know <strong>Adam Ray</strong>, you&#8217;re about to! This guy isn&#8217;t just a stand-up comedian&#8212;he&#8217;s a master of <strong>character comedy, improv, and crowd work</strong>, making him one of the hottest names in comedy right now.</p><p>From <strong>sold-out stand-up shows</strong> to his <strong>Dr. Phil Tour</strong>, viral character impressions, and wild podcast appearances, Adam Ray is everywhere&#8212;and he&#8217;s bringing <strong>laughs with him.</strong></p><div><hr></div><h2>&#128293;&nbsp;<strong>Who Is Adam Ray?</strong></h2><p>&#128205;&nbsp;<strong>Born in Seattle, WA</strong>, Adam Ray has built an insane comedy career. He&#8217;s worked with some of the biggest names in stand-up, TV, and film while creating <strong>some of the funniest, most unforgettable characters in comedy.</strong></p><p>&#127917; <strong>Some of his legendary characters include:</strong><br><br>&#9989;&nbsp;<strong>Dr. Phil</strong> &#8211; His <strong>Dr. Phil</strong> impression is so good, he&#8217;s literally <strong>touring as Dr. Phil!</strong> You have to see it to believe it.<br><br>&#9989;&nbsp;<strong>Joe Biden on Kill Tony</strong> &#8211; Adam went FULL <strong>Joe Biden mode</strong> on <em>Kill Tony</em>, while <strong>Shane Gillis played Trump</strong> in one of the funniest live comedy moments ever.<br><br>&#9989;&nbsp;<strong>Wolverine in an X-Men spoof</strong> &#8211; You&#8217;ll never look at Hugh Jackman the same way again!<br><br>&#9989;&nbsp;<strong>Vinny from The Sopranos</strong> &#8211; If Tony Soprano had a long-lost cousin, it would be Adam Ray&#8217;s version of Vinny.<br><br>&#9989;&nbsp;<strong>Vince McMahon in </strong><em><strong>Young Rock</strong></em> &#8211; Yep, he played the wrestling legend himself!</p><div><hr></div><h2>&#127909;&nbsp;<strong>Must-Watch Adam Ray &amp; Ari Matti Comedy Moments</strong></h2><p>We&#8217;ve gathered some of Adam&#8217;s funniest, wildest, and most viral moments so you can see for yourself why he&#8217;s <strong>dominating the comedy world</strong> right now:</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Ari Matti&#8217;s First 2025 Set!</strong> &#8211; Ari has yet to do a full set compared to his assassin like comedy Kill Tony 60 second sets so enjoy a new set in full!<br>&#128279;<a href="https://youtu.be/KaQgaHoudnU?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=meet-adam-ray-the-comedy-chameleon-taking-over">Click Here To Watch!</a></p><p>&#128073; <strong>What&#8217;s In The Fanny Jeremy!</strong> &#8211; An old tradition on Kill Tony where if you have a fanny pack you gotta spill it&#8217;s guts!<br>&#128279;<a href="https://youtu.be/P7IgtF6TO-Q?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=meet-adam-ray-the-comedy-chameleon-taking-over">Click Here To Watch!</a></p><p>&#128073; <strong>Adam Ray&#8217;s As Jeremy &amp; Added To The Kill Tony Panel</strong> &#8211; Pure improv gold.<br>&#128279;<a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/zt3yND0xJrY?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=meet-adam-ray-the-comedy-chameleon-taking-over">Click Here To Watch!</a></p><p>&#128073; <strong>Kam Patterson The Bully lol!</strong> &#8211; Another comedian that works with Adam Ray and is a regular on Kill Tony with Adam Ray aka Joe Biden aka Dr. Phile aka Jeremy aka many more!<br>&#128279;<a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/IZCewbqlpHM?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=meet-adam-ray-the-comedy-chameleon-taking-over">Click Here To Watch!</a></p><div><hr></div><h1>&#128640;<strong> Don&#8217;t Forget to Subscribe &amp; Smash That Like!</strong></h1><p>If you&#8217;re not already subscribed to our <strong>YouTube channel</strong>, what are you waiting for? We bring you the best comedy highlights every week&#8212;so hit that subscribe button and <strong>smash that like</strong> to help keep the laughs coming!</p><p>&#128172;&nbsp;<strong>What&#8217;s your favorite Adam Ray moment?</strong> Hit reply and let us know!</p><p>Until next time&#8212;<strong>stay funny, stay weird, and never trust a comedian with a </strong><em><strong>Dr. Phil wig</strong></em><strong>!</strong>&nbsp;&#128521;</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/meet-adam-ray-the-comedy-chameleon-taking-over?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/meet-adam-ray-the-comedy-chameleon-taking-over?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><div class="install-substack-app-embed install-substack-app-embed-web" data-component-name="InstallSubstackAppToDOM"><img class="install-substack-app-embed-img" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MZv6!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1f1375c3-6828-4e49-a712-dd49da92a031_1024x1024.png"><div class="install-substack-app-embed-text"><div class="install-substack-app-header">Get more from The Comedy Page in the Substack app</div><div class="install-substack-app-text">Available for iOS and Android</div></div><a href="https://substack.com/app/app-store-redirect?utm_campaign=app-marketing&amp;utm_content=author-post-insert&amp;utm_source=thecomedypage" target="_blank" class="install-substack-app-embed-link"><button class="install-substack-app-embed-btn button primary">Get the app</button></a></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[❤️ Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, February’s Here, and We’ve Got Laughs for You! ❤️]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello, comedy connoisseurs!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-february-s-here-and-we-ve-got-laughs-for-you</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-february-s-here-and-we-ve-got-laughs-for-you</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Feb 2025 23:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/AMXw2oz35G4" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello, comedy connoisseurs! February has arrived, and love (or maybe just <em>mild panic</em>) is in the air as Valentine&#8217;s Day sneaks up on us. Whether you&#8217;re planning a romantic date, hitting up a singles&#8217; party, or just ordering pizza and hanging out with your dog, we&#8217;ve got the perfect way to kick off the month&#8212;with a <strong>brand-new comedy set from Matt Rife!</strong></p><p>&#127908;&nbsp;<strong>Matt Rife&#8217;s New Set: Straight Fire from Don&#8217;t Tell Comedy!</strong><br>Matt is back with another absolute banger of a set. His crowd work? Flawless. His jokes? On point. His charm? Dangerous. You don&#8217;t want to miss this show&#8212;it&#8217;s fresh, funny, and just what you need to laugh your way into Valentine&#8217;s week.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Watch Matt Rife&#8217;s latest set here:</strong></p><div id="youtube2-AMXw2oz35G4" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;AMXw2oz35G4&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/AMXw2oz35G4?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><div><hr></div><p>&#128140;<strong> Valentine&#8217;s Day Survival Guide: Comedy Edition</strong></p><p>We get it&#8212;Valentine&#8217;s Day can be stressful. So, here&#8217;s some unsolicited advice to make the day a little easier (and way funnier):</p><p>&#127801;&nbsp;<strong>For the overachievers:</strong> If you&#8217;ve planned the perfect evening, just remember&#8230; no pressure, but it better be amazing. (We&#8217;re rooting for you!)</p><p>&#128152;&nbsp;<strong>For the procrastinators:</strong> Gas station roses and a heartfelt apology are underrated. Pair it with Matt Rife&#8217;s set, and you&#8217;re golden.</p><p>&#128514;&nbsp;<strong>For the singles:</strong> Congrats&#8212;you&#8217;ve dodged the awkward &#8220;do you want dessert?&#8221; moment. Treat yourself to some comedy and chocolates.</p><p>&#128172;&nbsp;<strong>For everyone else:</strong> What&#8217;s the funniest or most ridiculous Valentine&#8217;s Day gift you&#8217;ve ever received (or given)? Hit reply and share it with us&#8212;we&#8217;re all ears!</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>&#128467;&#65039; February Resolutions (Because January Was Just a Trial Run)</strong></p><p>As we dive into this month, here&#8217;s to:</p><ul><li><p>Laughing until your stomach hurts.</p></li><li><p>Spreading love (and memes) like confetti.</p></li><li><p>Remembering that Valentine&#8217;s Day is really just an excuse to eat chocolate guilt-free.</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><p>&#127881;<strong> Member Exclusive: Laughs Delivered Weekly!</strong></p><p>We&#8217;re so glad you&#8217;re here with us. Whether it&#8217;s Matt Rife&#8217;s antics, hilarious cartoons, or just a little comic relief from your inbox, we&#8217;re all about bringing the joy to your day.</p><p>Stay tuned for more laughs, love, and maybe even a few surprises (because who doesn&#8217;t love surprises?). Until then, watch the show, enjoy the chocolates, and have a <em>stress-free</em> Valentine&#8217;s Day for once&#8212;unless you&#8217;re one of those people who has it all together. In that case&#8230; teach us your ways. &#128579;</p><div><hr></div><p>&#128172;<strong> Share the Laughter!</strong><br>Loved Matt&#8217;s set? Send it to someone who could use a good laugh this February. 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ERIC NEUMANN</strong><br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/h_4CMKefLvE?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=weekly-laughs-a-new-year-a-new-format">https://youtube.com/shorts/h_4CMKefLvE?feature=share</a></p></li><li><p><strong>Kam&#8217;s Favorite Tyson Fight Moments! KILL TONY 693 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/funny/shorts?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=weekly-laughs-a-new-year-a-new-format">#funny</a></strong><br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/5ZPWEkmr1kU?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=weekly-laughs-a-new-year-a-new-format">https://youtube.com/shorts/5ZPWEkmr1kU?feature=share</a></p></li></ul><div><hr></div><p><strong>&#128467;&#65039; Big Announcement: Weekly Newsletters Starting in 2025!</strong></p><p>Starting this year, we&#8217;re bringing you <strong>one amazing newsletter every week</strong> instead of multiple emails. Our goal is simple: better quality, less clutter, and more laughs to brighten your day.</p><p>&#128236; <strong>What to expect:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Hilarious weekly cartoons</p></li><li><p>The best comedy highlights from YouTube</p></li><li><p>Exclusive content and updates</p></li></ul><p>Thank you for being part of our community! We&#8217;re excited to make this year funnier, brighter, and better than ever.</p><div><hr></div><p>&#128172;<strong> Share Your Thoughts!</strong><br>Have a favorite video from this week? Loved the cartoon? Hit us up&#8212;we love hearing from you!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🎄 It’s Almost Christmas: Let’s Laugh Into the Holidays! 🎄]]></title><description><![CDATA[The holidays are here, and it&#8217;s the perfect time to cozy up with your loved ones, share some laughs, and enjoy the little moments that make this time of year so magical.]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/it-s-almost-christmas-let-s-laugh-into-the-holidays</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/it-s-almost-christmas-let-s-laugh-into-the-holidays</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2024 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/4e486524-3b81-45ba-adbe-e622e5471fcc_1024x1024.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The holidays are here, and it&#8217;s the perfect time to cozy up with your loved ones, share some laughs, and enjoy the little moments that make this time of year so magical. Whether you&#8217;re reminiscing about past Christmas antics or creating new memories, we&#8217;ve got the perfect mix of humor and holiday cheer for you!</p><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/bab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:null,&quot;width&quot;:null,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BqJp!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbab98bcb-c308-4ea0-8951-decaafb9459a_1024x1024.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div></div></div></a><div><hr></div><p>&#127881;<strong> This Week&#8217;s Christmas Cartoon</strong><br>Who knew Death could have such a sense of humor? Don&#8217;t miss our cartoon this week for a laugh that&#8217;s perfect for the season. Whether you&#8217;re dodging awkward holiday conversations or just trying to survive the crowds, this one&#8217;s for you.</p><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/ffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:null,&quot;width&quot;:null,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DJIk!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fffcfa4ec-5015-4180-af74-c526bf18bb5c_807x979.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"></picture><div></div></div></a><div><hr></div><p>&#127909;<strong> Top Videos of the Week!</strong></p><p>Make your holidays even brighter with some of the best comedy content from this week:</p><ul><li><p>&#127908;&nbsp;<strong>Tony Hinchcliffe - Garbage 2024</strong><br>Tony brings the laughs with his latest comedy special&#8212;don&#8217;t miss this edgy and hilarious set!<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtu.be/hPRvA8B7mTw?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=it-s-almost-christmas-let-s-laugh-into-the-holidays">https://youtu.be/hPRvA8B7mTw</a></p></li><li><p>&#127897;&#65039; <strong>Tom Segura - White Girls With Cornrows 2012</strong><br>Rediscover this classic comedy album and relive Tom Segura&#8217;s early genius!<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtu.be/n4Ta1infabE?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=it-s-almost-christmas-let-s-laugh-into-the-holidays">https://youtu.be/n4Ta1infabE</a></p></li><li><p>&#128514;&nbsp;<strong>Kam: "We Should Have Never Gone There!" - Kill Tony 693</strong><br>This clip is packed with sharp humor and crowd work that will have you rolling.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/1UOWto4wtBg?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=it-s-almost-christmas-let-s-laugh-into-the-holidays">https://youtube.com/shorts/1UOWto4wtBg?feature=share</a></p></li><li><p>&#127947;&#65039; <strong>Good, Me Help? #Anatoly #Gym #Prank</strong><br>Anatoly&#8217;s gym antics will have you laughing out loud&#8212;perfect for a holiday pick-me-up.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/ZEAtxZUvxfc?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=it-s-almost-christmas-let-s-laugh-into-the-holidays">https://youtube.com/shorts/ZEAtxZUvxfc?feature=share</a></p></li><li><p>&#128514;&nbsp;<strong>"Why You Make Face Like This?" - Anatoly #Powerlifter</strong><br>Another hilarious Anatoly moment you can&#8217;t miss!<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/ue81EtZYAvM?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=it-s-almost-christmas-let-s-laugh-into-the-holidays">https://youtube.com/shorts/ue81EtZYAvM?feature=share</a></p></li></ul><div><hr></div><p>&#128140;<strong> A Special Holiday Note</strong><br>The holidays are a time for joy, love, and laughter&#8212;and we&#8217;re so grateful to have you as part of our community. Whether you&#8217;re celebrating Christmas, spending time with family, or just enjoying a break, we hope this season fills your heart with happiness.</p><p>&#127877;&nbsp;<strong>Stay tuned for even more laughs next week, and don&#8217;t forget to share your favorite videos and cartoons with someone who needs a smile!</strong></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🎉 Midweek Laughs: Your Wednesday Cartoon is Here! 🎉]]></title><description><![CDATA[&#128128; "Mr.]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/midweek-laughs-your-wednesday-cartoon-is-here</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/midweek-laughs-your-wednesday-cartoon-is-here</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/46c3736f-f059-45e3-b379-00159c9e6d8d_542x386.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#128128;&nbsp;<strong>"Mr. Smith? Oh no, I&#8217;m too young to die!"</strong></p><p>This week&#8217;s cartoon gives a whole new meaning to mistaken identity. When Death comes knocking, you better hope he&#8217;s looking for Bill&#8230; and not you! A hilarious mix of panic, relief, and sibling betrayal makes this strip an instant classic.</p><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/f8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:null,&quot;width&quot;:null,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2YXL!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff8d35c32-f3d6-4a79-8d5c-fdf035001bfa_542x386.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div></div></div></a><p>&#128514;&nbsp;<strong>Let us know:</strong> What would <em>your</em> reaction be if Death showed up at your door by mistake? We want to hear your funniest ideas!</p><p>&#127909;<strong> Bonus Comedy Highlights of the Week!</strong></p><p>Don&#8217;t stop the laughs here&#8212;check out some of the funniest moments we&#8217;ve rounded up for you:</p><ul><li><p>&#127908;&nbsp;<strong>Tony Hinchcliffe&#8217;s New Special "Garbage 2024"</strong><br>Sharp, edgy, and full of laughs&#8212;don&#8217;t miss this comedy gem.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtu.be/hPRvA8B7mTw?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=midweek-laughs-your-wednesday-cartoon-is-here">https://youtu.be/hPRvA8B7mTw</a></p></li><li><p>&#127936;&nbsp;<strong>Matt Rife is a HUGE Caitlin Clark Fan, Who Knew?</strong><br>A fun and unexpected twist from Matt Rife&#8217;s crowd work mastery.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/QdhYO8Wf2SM?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=midweek-laughs-your-wednesday-cartoon-is-here">https://youtube.com/shorts/QdhYO8Wf2SM?feature=share</a></p></li><li><p>&#127917; <strong>"GQ Interview on Drugs I Don&#8217;t Remember!" - John Mulaney</strong><br>John Mulaney delivers his classic humor with a wild story that only he can tell.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/vDmnDLlJqPI?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=midweek-laughs-your-wednesday-cartoon-is-here">https://youtube.com/shorts/vDmnDLlJqPI?feature=share</a></p></li></ul><p>&#128140;<strong> Thank You for Sticking Around!</strong><br>We&#8217;re thrilled to share these laughs with you every Wednesday. Stay tuned for more cartoons, comedy clips, and plenty of surprises in the next edition!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your Wednesday Cartoon is Here! 🎉]]></title><description><![CDATA[&#128031; "First he warms our bowl, now he&#8217;s feeding us&#8230; and you thought he wasn&#8217;t friendly."]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/here-s-the-updated-wednesday-cartoon-post-with-the-new-cartoon-midweek-laughs-your-wednesday-cartoon</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/here-s-the-updated-wednesday-cartoon-post-with-the-new-cartoon-midweek-laughs-your-wednesday-cartoon</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/c7fb8c0a-163d-46f7-89b3-d8abb9e4888b_300x362.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#128031; <strong>"First he warms our bowl, now he&#8217;s feeding us&#8230; and you thought he wasn&#8217;t friendly."</strong></p><p>This week&#8217;s cartoon brings the perfect mix of dark humor and feline mischief. Who knew cats could be so &#8220;helpful&#8221;? Just another day in the life of a goldfish&#8212;and a very devious cat!</p><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:null,&quot;width&quot;:null,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YS4m!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F269d0f2f-0532-401f-8f93-e6038442739f_300x362.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div></div></div></a><p>&#128514;&nbsp;<strong>Let us know:</strong> Do you think this kitty is just misunderstood, or is this their ultimate plan for dinner? Hit us up with your thoughts!</p><div><hr></div><p>&#127909;<strong> Bonus Laughs of the Week!</strong></p><p>We&#8217;re doubling down on the fun with these must-watch comedy highlights:</p><ul><li><p>&#127908;&nbsp;<strong>Tony Hinchcliffe&#8217;s New Special "Garbage 2024"</strong><br>Tony is back with a sharp and edgy special that&#8217;s a laugh riot from start to finish.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtu.be/hPRvA8B7mTw?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=your-wednesday-cartoon-is-here">https://youtu.be/hPRvA8B7mTw</a></p></li><li><p>&#127936;&nbsp;<strong>Matt Rife is a HUGE Caitlin Clark Fan, Who Knew?</strong><br>This hilarious clip showcases Rife&#8217;s knack for combining crowd work with unexpected twists.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/QdhYO8Wf2SM?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=your-wednesday-cartoon-is-here">https://youtube.com/shorts/QdhYO8Wf2SM?feature=share</a></p></li><li><p>&#127917; <strong>"GQ Interview on Drugs I Don&#8217;t Remember!" - John Mulaney</strong><br>John Mulaney at his finest, delivering laughs with his classic storytelling style.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/vDmnDLlJqPI?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=your-wednesday-cartoon-is-here">https://youtube.com/shorts/vDmnDLlJqPI?feature=share</a></p></li></ul><div><hr></div><p>&#128140;<strong> Thank You for Being Here!</strong><br>We&#8217;re excited to bring you laughs every Wednesday and share some of the best comedy content around. Stay tuned for more cartoons, videos, and surprises in next week&#8217;s edition!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🍂 Post-Thanksgiving Laughs: Catch Up on the Fun! 🍂]]></title><description><![CDATA[We hope everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving, enjoyed Black Friday, and is gearing up for Cyber Monday!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/post-thanksgiving-catch-up-on-matt-rife-comedy-laughs-stand-up</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/post-thanksgiving-catch-up-on-matt-rife-comedy-laughs-stand-up</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa3721949-5a9a-4039-bcbb-a671ffd461b6_964x964.webp" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We hope everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving, enjoyed Black Friday, and is gearing up for Cyber Monday! Whether you spent the holiday feasting with family, catching up with friends, or just taking a well-deserved break, we&#8217;re here to make sure the laughs keep coming.</p><p>&#127881;<strong> Last Week's Comedy Highlights</strong></p><p>We&#8217;ve gathered some of the funniest moments from the past week to keep the holiday vibes going:</p><ul><li><p>&#127908;&nbsp;<strong>New Special: "Garbage" by Tony Hinchcliffe</strong><br>The Notorious Tony Hinchcliffe delivers his latest special, packed with sharp, edgy humor you don&#8217;t want to miss!<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtu.be/hPRvA8B7mTw?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=post-thanksgiving-laughs-catch-up-on-the-fun">Watch Here</a><br></p></li><li><p>&#128514;&nbsp;<strong>Matt Rife&#8217;s Most Watched TikTok of 2024</strong><br>Still going viral, this clip proves why Matt Rife is the king of crowd work!<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtu.be/2mDnsL3Z7Lc?utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=post-thanksgiving-laughs-catch-up-on-the-fun">Watch Here</a><br></p></li><li><p>&#128563;&nbsp;<strong>"Don&#8217;t be famous; people are crazy!" - Matt Rife</strong><br>A hilarious take on the wild side of fame.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/sVWE9qIuvVc?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=post-thanksgiving-laughs-catch-up-on-the-fun">Watch Here</a><br></p></li><li><p>&#129315;&nbsp;<strong>"Kids don&#8217;t play&#8212;they&#8217;re trying to kill each other!" - Karen Morgan</strong><br>Parenting and playdates have never been so funny.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/3-478LoGtyk?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=post-thanksgiving-laughs-catch-up-on-the-fun">Watch Here</a><br></p></li><li><p>&#128701;&nbsp;<strong>"You&#8217;re in white! Can&#8217;t miss the toilet!" - Matt Rife</strong><br>Matt Rife proves yet again why he&#8217;s a comedy favorite.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/_LYSI4WCUsI?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=post-thanksgiving-laughs-catch-up-on-the-fun">Watch Here</a><br></p></li><li><p>&#127775;&nbsp;<strong>New Comedian Spotlight: A Former Marine Walks the Line</strong><br>On <em>Kill Tony</em>, this former Marine gives it his all in a daring, first-time performance.<br>&#128073; <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/mHqcN4JNWGM?feature=share&amp;utm_source=swiperightcomedy.com&amp;utm_medium=newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=post-thanksgiving-laughs-catch-up-on-the-fun">Watch Here</a></p></li></ul><div><hr></div><p>&#129411;<strong> A Note of Gratitude</strong><br>For those who observe, we hope your Thanksgiving was full of joy and gratitude. As we head into the busy holiday season, don&#8217;t forget to take a moment for yourself&#8212;and maybe enjoy a laugh or two.</p><p><strong>&#127917; More Laughs Coming Your Way</strong><br>Stay tuned for next week&#8217;s newsletter, where we&#8217;ll share even more comedy gold to keep the holiday spirit alive.</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Got a favorite clip from last week? Let us know which one made you laugh the hardest!</strong></p><p>Until next time, keep laughing, stay grateful, and enjoy the ride.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[🎉 Midweek Laughs: The Doors Are Closed... But the Fun is Wide Open! 🎉]]></title><description><![CDATA[&#128682; Why won&#8217;t the doors open? Because the sign says so!]]></description><link>https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/midweek-laughs-the-doors-are-closed-but-the-fun-is-wide-open</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://newsletter.thecomedy.page/p/midweek-laughs-the-doors-are-closed-but-the-fun-is-wide-open</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Unsubscribe Comedy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2024 22:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/75d90a4e-769d-4f52-9646-ee2efa37fa96_750x750.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#128682;&nbsp;<strong>Why won&#8217;t the doors open?</strong> Because the sign says so! But that&#8217;s not stopping this employee from having a little fun while following the rules.</p><p>This week&#8217;s cartoon is all about patience, persistence, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Whether you&#8217;re the person stuck outside or the one enforcing the rules, we can all relate to this hilarious moment.</p><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:null,&quot;width&quot;:null,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hnp1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F58179637-1c04-4bb1-b494-2216387809a5_750x750.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div></div></div></a><p>&#128172;&nbsp;<strong>Tell us:</strong><br>What&#8217;s the funniest or most awkward moment you&#8217;ve had while waiting for something to open? Hit us up with your stories&#8212;who knows, maybe we&#8217;ll feature them in a future newsletter!</p><p>&#128073; <strong>Want more laughs?</strong><br>We&#8217;re here every Wednesday with a brand-new cartoon to brighten your day. Stay tuned for fresh humor and exclusive content in next week&#8217;s edition!</p><p>&#128514;&nbsp;<strong>P.S.</strong> If this cartoon made you chuckle, share it with a friend who needs a midweek pick-me-up.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>